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Why do all clones look exactly the same?!?!111?

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Kerle
427 posts Member
lol. they are all like the same guy, so lazyy EA couldnt make more than one face for them

no wonder the game is dying!
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  • Cause they are clones ???? unbelievable................
  • Look in the mirror and wonder how is that possible
  • Because their mother decided that 1 child wasn’t enough.

    Or that it was the perfect child, and other children weren't worth it so she created more of that same child.
    "It's true. All of it. The Dark Side. The Jedi. They're real". -Han Solo
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    On Yoda's Flying Chair: The floating chair has a little area in between the hovering part and his cushion that allows him to go whenever he wants. That is why Mace always looks like he just smelled something bad.
  • Kerle
    427 posts Member
    Because their mother decided that 1 child wasn’t enough.

    Or that it was the perfect child, and other children weren't worth it so she created more of that same child.

    How do you copy + paste on a baby?
    "Lady Gaga said shes addicted to [THC]. And its not harmless." - Jeff Sessions, US Attorney General

    "Yeah, ok, Jeff. But Lady Gaga also said: 'I think that men and women deserve to love each other equally'...
    ...So please, Jeff, if you going to live your life according to Gaga quotes, accept the entire canon." - John Oliver.
  • Kerle wrote: »
    Because their mother decided that 1 child wasn’t enough.

    Or that it was the perfect child, and other children weren't worth it so she created more of that same child.

    How do you copy + paste on a baby?

    I'll get back to you on that.
    "It's true. All of it. The Dark Side. The Jedi. They're real". -Han Solo
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    On Yoda's Flying Chair: The floating chair has a little area in between the hovering part and his cushion that allows him to go whenever he wants. That is why Mace always looks like he just smelled something bad.
  • Jello770
    5592 posts Member
    This thread made me lol thank you
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  • Evazan127
    8105 posts Member
    Obvious sarcasm... but make it mor obvious because this is text.
  • Kerle
    427 posts Member
    EvazanJr wrote: »
    Obvious sarcasm... but make it mor obvious because this is text.

    We could also talk about Jedi temple adjustments on Yodas toilet.
    Im seriously interested in this.

    I mean, its obvious how he did "his business" on Dagobah, but how did his bathroom looked like on Coruscant?
    Thats the kind of information Lucas should've put in the prequels.
    "Lady Gaga said shes addicted to [THC]. And its not harmless." - Jeff Sessions, US Attorney General

    "Yeah, ok, Jeff. But Lady Gaga also said: 'I think that men and women deserve to love each other equally'...
    ...So please, Jeff, if you going to live your life according to Gaga quotes, accept the entire canon." - John Oliver.
  • Jello770
    5592 posts Member
    Kerle wrote: »
    EvazanJr wrote: »
    Obvious sarcasm... but make it mor obvious because this is text.

    We could also talk about Jedi temple adjustments on Yodas toilet.
    Im seriously interested in this.

    I mean, its obvious how he did "his business" on Dagobah, but how did his bathroom looked like on Coruscant?
    Thats the kind of information Lucas should've put in the prequels.

    The floating chair has a little area in between the hovering part and his cushion that allows him to go whenever he wants. That is why Mace always looks like he just smelled something bad.

    LMAO
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  • mastery0ta
    5937 posts Member
    LOL what a thread. P.s. yoda is like 900, probably has a colostomy bag.
  • Jello770
    5592 posts Member
    How does Darth Vader use the restroom
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  • Jello770
    5592 posts Member
    edited May 2018
    Han Solo dies in Solo: A Star Wars Story
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  • NomiSunstrider
    1975 posts Member
    edited May 2018
    Jello770 wrote: »
    How does Darth Vader use the restroom

    He doesn't. He **** and **** his pants then goes to wash himself in a bacta tank. Krennick caught him in a bad time i guess.
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  • Toddyrocket
    2310 posts Member
    Jello770 wrote: »
    Han Solo dies in Solo: A Star Wars Story

    He does
    But Chewbacca take his body to cloners
    Its in the part after the credits
  • F03hammer
    5012 posts SWBF Senior Moderator
    Jello770 wrote: »
    Han Solo dies in Solo: A Star Wars Story

    He does
    But Chewbacca take his body to cloners
    Its in the part after the credits

    Explains why he looks Totally different in ANH
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  • Toddyrocket
    2310 posts Member
    Correct
    I heard it on the Internet so it must be true ;)
  • Well they are clones of the Not-Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett. He was recruited by a man named Tyranus (alias for Seperatist leader and former Jedi Master Count Dooku) on of the moons of Bokta. Apart from his pay which was considerable, he had one request, a single unaltered clone of himself (who answers any question with "Yep").
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  • Kerle wrote: »
    Because their mother decided that 1 child wasn’t enough.

    Or that it was the perfect child, and other children weren't worth it so she created more of that same child.

    How do you copy + paste on a baby?

    Not sure about the copy part, but I imagine it's pretty easy to paste em. You just spike em like a football, bam, baby paste.

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  • JatFant
    444 posts Member
    Derpdurp
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  • We need a clone with a **** mustache
  • Empire_TW
    5493 posts Member
    A better question would be why aren't they voiced by Temeura Morrison.
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  • EOP
    60 posts Member
    Empire_TW wrote: »
    A better question would be why aren't they voiced by Temeura Morrison.

    Or why Boba and the clones don't sound the same.
  • JatFant
    444 posts Member
    We need a clone with a **** mustache

    With a sombrero.
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  • Jello770
    5592 posts Member
    EOP wrote: »
    Empire_TW wrote: »
    A better question would be why aren't they voiced by Temeura Morrison.

    Or why Boba and the clones don't sound the same.

    Boba has an accent
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  • Jello770 wrote: »
    EOP wrote: »
    Empire_TW wrote: »
    A better question would be why aren't they voiced by Temeura Morrison.

    Or why Boba and the clones don't sound the same.

    Boba has an accent

    Maybe he worked on an accent to make himself sound more tuff. He did not sound frightening when he said "Yep".
    "It's true. All of it. The Dark Side. The Jedi. They're real". -Han Solo
    okjzkqv763wu.png
    On Yoda's Flying Chair: The floating chair has a little area in between the hovering part and his cushion that allows him to go whenever he wants. That is why Mace always looks like he just smelled something bad.
  • Xerxes52
    599 posts Member
    EOP wrote: »
    Empire_TW wrote: »
    A better question would be why aren't they voiced by Temeura Morrison.

    Or why Boba and the clones don't sound the same.

    Indeed. Why did Sev, Scorch, and Fixer all sound different from Boss? You can't explain that! ;)
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  • Clone201
    3617 posts Member
    edited May 2018
    Some clone troopers had some sort of ''customization'' in them. Look at Captain Rex's hairstyle compared to standard troopers. Thing is, some clones had more facial hair and expression than the clone template Jango Fett. I bet that is what he is referring to, not that clones shouldn't be ''clones''.

    99 is another example, even though he is defective.
    Man! Could this game get any more broken?
  • Piscettios
    5575 posts Member
    We need a clone with a **** mustache

    Helmetless Boba, at your service.

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  • Slylacine
    184 posts Member
    Empire_TW wrote: »
    A better question would be why aren't they voiced by Temeura Morrison.
    Yeah I seriously can't stand the clone voice, or should've been the same as boba. That actually frustrates me lol
  • AsariSith
    321 posts Member
    edited May 2018
    Slylacine wrote: »
    Empire_TW wrote: »
    A better question would be why aren't they voiced by Temeura Morrison.
    Yeah I seriously can't stand the clone voice, or should've been the same as boba. That actually frustrates me lol

    It anit that half bad in all honest.
  • Kerle
    427 posts Member
    Slylacine wrote: »
    Empire_TW wrote: »
    A better question would be why aren't they voiced by Temeura Morrison.
    Yeah I seriously can't stand the clone voice, or should've been the same as boba. That actually frustrates me lol

    I dont mind the clone voices. They are well made and fitting, though its weird Boba is voiced by Morrison (but not the clones) and in the german version the clones are the only characters who dont have their originial voices from all the other media. Besides, I actually prefer the german voice of Boba over the original, nothing against Morrison but the german speaker is just soo good.

    "Lady Gaga said shes addicted to [THC]. And its not harmless." - Jeff Sessions, US Attorney General

    "Yeah, ok, Jeff. But Lady Gaga also said: 'I think that men and women deserve to love each other equally'...
    ...So please, Jeff, if you going to live your life according to Gaga quotes, accept the entire canon." - John Oliver.
  • Kerle
    427 posts Member
    As we were speaking of clone voice, you know the real mess here?

    The middle east. EA has COMPLETELY abandoned the project since its release and moved on to over projects.

    There have been no EA employees involved from the day it came out and their media accounts are silent about it.

    People are getting angry for missing content, THEY WANT MORE MAPS!!!!1 But EA does NOTHING!!

    FFS EA just FIX YOUR MESS and move on to paid DLC and give them more maps already, then people wouldnt be so angry!!

    Or make COSMETIC lootboxes with skins for golden AK-47 or camo RPG.
    "Lady Gaga said shes addicted to [THC]. And its not harmless." - Jeff Sessions, US Attorney General

    "Yeah, ok, Jeff. But Lady Gaga also said: 'I think that men and women deserve to love each other equally'...
    ...So please, Jeff, if you going to live your life according to Gaga quotes, accept the entire canon." - John Oliver.
  • Empire_TW
    5493 posts Member
    Xerxes52 wrote: »
    EOP wrote: »
    Empire_TW wrote: »
    A better question would be why aren't they voiced by Temeura Morrison.

    Or why Boba and the clones don't sound the same.

    Indeed. Why did Sev, Scorch, and Fixer all sound different from Boss? You can't explain that! ;)

    Republic Commando would have literally been a whole game where someone is talking to himself.
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  • Crabman
    200 posts Member
    Well they are clones of the Not-Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett. He was recruited by a man named Tyranus (alias for Seperatist leader and former Jedi Master Count Dooku) on of the moons of Bokta. Apart from his pay which was considerable, he had one request, a single unaltered clone of himself (who answers any question with "Yep").

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  • RyanK388
    1454 posts Member
    Some clones talk slightly different
    Some grew facial hair
    Some had head hair
    Some were shaved and/or bald

    They were all equal

    But some are better
    Like the ARCS they are the same but with superior training

    Then you have Clone Commandos
  • SVEJ
    1158 posts Member
    Kerle wrote: »
    lol. they are all like the same guy, so lazyy EA couldnt make more than one face for them

    no wonder the game is dying!

    all the character models are the same but wear a different uniform
  • BucksawBoushh
    4457 posts Member
    edited May 2018
    And here we are again. A thread like this is thriving while others of actual substance sink to the depths.
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  • Crabman
    200 posts Member
    And here we are again. A thread like this is thriving while others of actual substance sink to the depths.

    Think of it as stress relief and it seems we get plenty of serious threads anyway with plenty of attention.

    Some threads disappear because it's 10th time we've seen it or it have no substance to the op

    It is GD.
  • BucksawBoushh
    4457 posts Member
    edited May 2018
    Crabman wrote: »
    And here we are again. A thread like this is thriving while others of actual substance sink to the depths.

    Think of it as stress relief and it seems we get plenty of serious threads anyway with plenty of attention.

    Some threads disappear because it's 10th time we've seen it or it have no substance to the op

    It is GD.

    That’s a fair point. Although it gets frustrating when you put thought and time into a thread and it just sinks. Not talking an “Officer is OP” or a “Can We Haz Clone Warz” thread.

    But again, fair point. Carry on.
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