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Bossk for President?

lerodemmy
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Would you vote for him? I believe exactly half the population of voters would. He would win the electoral vote in 25 states, including California, Florida, Ohio and New York.

We would instantly have world peace upon BOSSK's election. His running mate, Captain Phasma, would whip the senate into shape with her staff. Global Warming would be renamed Globally Balanced Weather. We would have neither a surplus, nor a deficit. All humans would be treated equally.
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  • Landeaux2
    3056 posts Member
    edited May 2018
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  • Carbonic
    164 posts SWBF Senior Moderator
    @lerodemmy moved to Off Topic, long live Bossk!
  • GenxDarchi
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    I would vote him for assassinating NK President and replacing him.
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  • Vespervin
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    Nope.
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  • Assassino37
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    I can only imagine the racist remarks this country would come up with after he's elected...

    "Bossk talks out of his cloaca!"

    "...that walking orange fungal toenail"

    "Even with those bulbous eyes he can't even see the real issues!"

    "Go back to your trash-doshan planet!"

    "You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people!"

    Ok, that last one would be Conan...

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  • lerodemmy wrote: »
    Would you vote for him? I believe exactly half the population of voters would. He would win the electoral vote in 25 states, including California, Florida, Ohio and New York.

    We would instantly have world peace upon BOSSK's election. His running mate, Captain Phasma, would whip the senate into shape with her staff. Global Warming would be renamed Globally Balanced Weather. We would have neither a surplus, nor a deficit. All humans would be treated equally.

    Have you seen the last election? Totally feasible, if he were not a fictional character. Also, humans would be treated equally, as hunting. :wink:
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  • lerodemmy wrote: »
    Would you vote for him? I believe exactly half the population of voters would. He would win the electoral vote in 25 states, including California, Florida, Ohio and New York.

    We would instantly have world peace upon BOSSK's election. His running mate, Captain Phasma, would whip the senate into shape with her staff. Global Warming would be renamed Globally Balanced Weather. We would have neither a surplus, nor a deficit. All humans would be treated equally.

    No, he would definitely start the Purge, just so that he could hunt people.
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  • Jello770
    5592 posts Member
    lerodemmy wrote: »
    Would you vote for him? I believe exactly half the population of voters would. He would win the electoral vote in 25 states, including California, Florida, Ohio and New York.

    We would instantly have world peace upon BOSSK's election. His running mate, Captain Phasma, would whip the senate into shape with her staff. Global Warming would be renamed Globally Balanced Weather. We would have neither a surplus, nor a deficit. All humans would be treated equally.

    No, he would definitely start the Purge, just so that he could hunt people.

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