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Best excuses to take time of work sick

Looking for solid suggestions, anecdotes and recommendations from other players. Tried and tested methods will be upvoted!

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  • I have the flu.
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  • SnipedArm wrote: »
    I have the flu.

    Solid go to, I use this in a pinch if I have to think on the spot. Trouble is you have to follow up with a bit of coughing or sneezing when you eventually go back. Easy to do with the croaky voice call in though, 6/10
  • Personal problems works too.
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  • kellar
    490 posts Member
    edited October 2015
    I had a date with this girl last night that was into weird stuff so we went to one of those Indian places that server all spicy food... Long story short I'm on the toilet right now.

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  • kellar wrote: »
    I had a date with this girl last night that was into weird stuff so we went to one of those Indian places that server all spicy food... Long story short I'm on the toilet right now.

    Brought to you by that Ben Stiller&Jennifer Aniston movie.

    lol.
  • OP we need an update if it worked.
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  • Woman's troubles
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  • Say you are pregnant.
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  • i quit
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  • I got to help my wife, she's having labor and I got to be there when she has the baby.
  • I got to help my wife, she's having labor and I got to be there when she has the baby.

    Good luck riding that one out.......
    I'd go with
    1. Personal issues
    2. Indian food was a good one by @kellar
    3. Food poisoning from said Indian food
  • I'm severe asthmatic, and it's pretty damn easy to sound convincing on a phone.
  • Put in for paid time off? I mean, you could lie, but then you would be a terrible person
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  • Agent_Unknown1
    152 posts Member
    edited November 2015
    I got to help my wife, she's having labor and I got to be there when she has the baby.

    Good luck riding that one out.......
    I'd go with
    1. Personal issues
    2. Indian food was a good one by @kellar
    3. Food poisoning from said Indian food

    Food poisoning is a common excuse, I have heard that one before. I guess you could say personal issues, it is a 'personal issue" after all since you have trouble handling yourself and get anxious when you're at work because you really want to go to the store and pick up a game.
  • All your pants exploded and you need to spend the day buying new pants
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  • Just play games when you get back home.
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  • kellar wrote: »
    Just play games when you get back home.

    Heresy!
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