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Star wars themed sales pitch

I sell directv for a living, and am dressing as obi wan today for halloween. Im looking for good star wars jokes I can use need aome help coming up with ideas

So far
1.Im obiwan because im the only hope....for saving money on tv service
2.When people tell me they have cable. I can eave my hands and say. "This is not the service youre looking for"
3. I have a picture of the millennium falcon. To show people that it has a satelite. "Even the millennium falcon has directv.

I need more ideas. Can anyone help. I sell it in a walmart so when I can make people laugh it makes my job way easier

Main highlights of the pitch are out new 10000 list om demand

I can teach them the ways of the force to give them blu ray vision

All the sports they can handle

And price is unbeatable of course

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  • Pls dont
    You'll probably get fired.
    DID I TELL YOU THAT I REALLY LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT ???! #ANewEra
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