Why do all clones look exactly the same?!?!111?

Kerle · May 17, 2018 10:57PM

lol. they are all like the same guy, so lazyy EA couldnt make more than one face for them

no wonder the game is dying!

GenxDarchi · May 17, 2018 11:01PM

I really hope this is sarcasm. I am sure this is sarcasm.

Twitchy · May 17, 2018 11:01PM

They are clones! Lmao

bfloo · May 17, 2018 11:04PM

GenxDarchi wrote: »

I really hope this is sarcasm. I am sure this is sarcasm.

We can only hope these days...

t3hBar0n · May 17, 2018 11:07PM

Why do all clones look exactly the same?!?!111?

Clone: an organism or cell, or group of organisms or cells, produced asexually from one ancestor or stock, to which they are genetically identical.

RENEGADEPETIE · May 17, 2018 11:11PM

Cause they are clones ???? unbelievable................

WarfareKiller41 · May 17, 2018 11:13PM

Because their mother decided that 1 child wasn’t enough.

Toddyrocket · May 17, 2018 11:29PM

Look in the mirror and wonder how is that possible

F03hammer · May 17, 2018 11:30PM

They are exact copies of one person so. .

FreakyCrawdad · May 17, 2018 11:32PM

WarfareKiller41 wrote: »

Because their mother decided that 1 child wasn’t enough.

Or that it was the perfect child, and other children weren't worth it so she created more of that same child.

Kerle · May 17, 2018 11:40PM

FreakyCrawdad wrote: »

WarfareKiller41 wrote: »

Because their mother decided that 1 child wasn’t enough.

Or that it was the perfect child, and other children weren't worth it so she created more of that same child.

How do you copy + paste on a baby?

FreakyCrawdad · May 17, 2018 11:41PM

Kerle wrote: »

FreakyCrawdad wrote: »

WarfareKiller41 wrote: »

Because their mother decided that 1 child wasn’t enough.

Or that it was the perfect child, and other children weren't worth it so she created more of that same child.

How do you copy + paste on a baby?

I'll get back to you on that.

Jello770 · May 17, 2018 11:42PM

This thread made me lol thank you

Evazan127 · May 17, 2018 11:43PM

Obvious sarcasm... but make it mor obvious because this is text.

Kerle · May 17, 2018 11:47PM

EvazanJr wrote: »

Obvious sarcasm... but make it mor obvious because this is text.

We could also talk about Jedi temple adjustments on Yodas toilet.
Im seriously interested in this.

I mean, its obvious how he did "his business" on Dagobah, but how did his bathroom looked like on Coruscant?
Thats the kind of information Lucas should've put in the prequels.

FreakyCrawdad · May 17, 2018 11:49PM

Kerle wrote: »

EvazanJr wrote: »

Obvious sarcasm... but make it mor obvious because this is text.

We could also talk about Jedi temple adjustments on Yodas toilet.
Im seriously interested in this.

I mean, its obvious how he did "his business" on Dagobah, but how did his bathroom looked like on Coruscant?
Thats the kind of information Lucas should've put in the prequels.

The floating chair has a little area in between the hovering part and his cushion that allows him to go whenever he wants. That is why Mace always looks like he just smelled something bad.

Jello770 · May 17, 2018 11:50PM

FreakyCrawdad wrote: »

Kerle wrote: »

EvazanJr wrote: »

Obvious sarcasm... but make it mor obvious because this is text.

We could also talk about Jedi temple adjustments on Yodas toilet.
Im seriously interested in this.

I mean, its obvious how he did "his business" on Dagobah, but how did his bathroom looked like on Coruscant?
Thats the kind of information Lucas should've put in the prequels.

The floating chair has a little area in between the hovering part and his cushion that allows him to go whenever he wants. That is why Mace always looks like he just smelled something bad.

LMAO

Kerle · May 17, 2018 11:52PM

FreakyCrawdad wrote: »

Kerle wrote: »

EvazanJr wrote: »

Obvious sarcasm... but make it mor obvious because this is text.

We could also talk about Jedi temple adjustments on Yodas toilet.
Im seriously interested in this.

I mean, its obvious how he did "his business" on Dagobah, but how did his bathroom looked like on Coruscant?
Thats the kind of information Lucas should've put in the prequels.

The floating chair has a little area in between the hovering part and his cushion that allows him to go whenever he wants. That is why Mace always looks like he just smelled something bad.

Im so glad to finally know this!

But what about unrealistic beauty standards among wookies?

You guys think there are wookies who feel under-represented by the lack of bald and plus size-curvy wookies on social media platforms like instawookie or Rooarchat?

Edit: I think I really should go to bed now. See ya tomorrow for more interesting SW lore facts.

mastery0ta · May 18, 2018 12:04AM

LOL what a thread. P.s. yoda is like 900, probably has a colostomy bag.

F03hammer · May 18, 2018 12:14AM

FreakyCrawdad wrote: »

Kerle wrote: »

EvazanJr wrote: »

Obvious sarcasm... but make it mor obvious because this is text.

We could also talk about Jedi temple adjustments on Yodas toilet.
Im seriously interested in this.

I mean, its obvious how he did "his business" on Dagobah, but how did his bathroom looked like on Coruscant?
Thats the kind of information Lucas should've put in the prequels.

The floating chair has a little area in between the hovering part and his cushion that allows him to go whenever he wants. That is why Mace always looks like he just smelled something bad.

Jello770 · May 18, 2018 12:15AM

How does Darth Vader use the restroom

F03hammer · May 18, 2018 12:16AM

Jello770 wrote: »

How does Darth Vader use the restroom

A Cloneostomy bag.

Jello770 · May 18, 2018 12:29AM

Han Solo dies in Solo: A Star Wars Story

NomiSunstrider · May 18, 2018 12:31AM

Jello770 wrote: »

How does Darth Vader use the restroom

He doesn't. He **** and **** his pants then goes to wash himself in a bacta tank. Krennick caught him in a bad time i guess.

Toddyrocket · May 18, 2018 1:12AM

Jello770 wrote: »

Han Solo dies in Solo: A Star Wars Story

He does
But Chewbacca take his body to cloners
Its in the part after the credits

F03hammer · May 18, 2018 1:14AM

Toddyrocket wrote: »

Jello770 wrote: »

Han Solo dies in Solo: A Star Wars Story

He does
But Chewbacca take his body to cloners
Its in the part after the credits

Explains why he looks Totally different in ANH

Toddyrocket · May 18, 2018 1:16AM

Correct
I heard it on the Internet so it must be true

MLGGrandMasterBroda · May 18, 2018 1:22AM

F03hammer wrote: »

FreakyCrawdad wrote: »

Kerle wrote: »

EvazanJr wrote: »

Obvious sarcasm... but make it mor obvious because this is text.

We could also talk about Jedi temple adjustments on Yodas toilet.
Im seriously interested in this.

I mean, its obvious how he did "his business" on Dagobah, but how did his bathroom looked like on Coruscant?
Thats the kind of information Lucas should've put in the prequels.

The floating chair has a little area in between the hovering part and his cushion that allows him to go whenever he wants. That is why Mace always looks like he just smelled something bad.

This thread.

Midichlorian · May 18, 2018 2:33AM

Well they are clones of the Not-Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett. He was recruited by a man named Tyranus (alias for Seperatist leader and former Jedi Master Count Dooku) on of the moons of Bokta. Apart from his pay which was considerable, he had one request, a single unaltered clone of himself (who answers any question with "Yep").

Octavious_Wrex · May 18, 2018 2:34AM

Kerle wrote: »

FreakyCrawdad wrote: »

WarfareKiller41 wrote: »

Because their mother decided that 1 child wasn’t enough.

Or that it was the perfect child, and other children weren't worth it so she created more of that same child.

How do you copy + paste on a baby?

Not sure about the copy part, but I imagine it's pretty easy to paste em. You just spike em like a football, bam, baby paste.

JatFant · May 18, 2018 2:53AM

Derpdurp

A_C0NFU53D_SH03 · May 18, 2018 2:54AM

We need a clone with a **** mustache

Empire_TW · May 18, 2018 2:58AM

A better question would be why aren't they voiced by Temeura Morrison.

EOP · May 18, 2018 3:45AM

Empire_TW wrote: »

A better question would be why aren't they voiced by Temeura Morrison.

Or why Boba and the clones don't sound the same.

JatFant · May 18, 2018 3:54AM

A_C0NFU53D_SH03 wrote: »

We need a clone with a **** mustache

With a sombrero.
¡Hola que tal!

Jello770 · May 18, 2018 4:00AM

EOP wrote: »

Empire_TW wrote: »

A better question would be why aren't they voiced by Temeura Morrison.

Or why Boba and the clones don't sound the same.

Boba has an accent

FreakyCrawdad · May 18, 2018 4:02AM

Jello770 wrote: »

EOP wrote: »

Empire_TW wrote: »

A better question would be why aren't they voiced by Temeura Morrison.

Or why Boba and the clones don't sound the same.

Boba has an accent

Maybe he worked on an accent to make himself sound more tuff. He did not sound frightening when he said "Yep".

Xerxes52 · May 18, 2018 4:11AM

EOP wrote: »

Empire_TW wrote: »

A better question would be why aren't they voiced by Temeura Morrison.

Or why Boba and the clones don't sound the same.

Indeed. Why did Sev, Scorch, and Fixer all sound different from Boss? You can't explain that!

Clone201 · May 18, 2018 4:26AM

Some clone troopers had some sort of ''customization'' in them. Look at Captain Rex's hairstyle compared to standard troopers. Thing is, some clones had more facial hair and expression than the clone template Jango Fett. I bet that is what he is referring to, not that clones shouldn't be ''clones''.

99 is another example, even though he is defective.

Piscettios · May 18, 2018 4:48AM

A_C0NFU53D_SH03 wrote: »

We need a clone with a **** mustache

Helmetless Boba, at your service.

Slylacine · May 18, 2018 5:30AM

Empire_TW wrote: »

A better question would be why aren't they voiced by Temeura Morrison.

Yeah I seriously can't stand the clone voice, or should've been the same as boba. That actually frustrates me lol

AsariSith · May 18, 2018 6:14AM

Slylacine wrote: »

Empire_TW wrote: »

A better question would be why aren't they voiced by Temeura Morrison.

Yeah I seriously can't stand the clone voice, or should've been the same as boba. That actually frustrates me lol

It anit that half bad in all honest.

Kerle · May 18, 2018 6:54AM

Slylacine wrote: »

Empire_TW wrote: »

A better question would be why aren't they voiced by Temeura Morrison.

Yeah I seriously can't stand the clone voice, or should've been the same as boba. That actually frustrates me lol

I dont mind the clone voices. They are well made and fitting, though its weird Boba is voiced by Morrison (but not the clones) and in the german version the clones are the only characters who dont have their originial voices from all the other media. Besides, I actually prefer the german voice of Boba over the original, nothing against Morrison but the german speaker is just soo good.

Kerle · May 18, 2018 7:02AM

As we were speaking of clone voice, you know the real mess here?

The middle east. EA has COMPLETELY abandoned the project since its release and moved on to over projects.

There have been no EA employees involved from the day it came out and their media accounts are silent about it.

People are getting angry for missing content, THEY WANT MORE MAPS!!!!1 But EA does NOTHING!!

FFS EA just FIX YOUR MESS and move on to paid DLC and give them more maps already, then people wouldnt be so angry!!

Or make COSMETIC lootboxes with skins for golden AK-47 or camo RPG.

Empire_TW · May 18, 2018 7:22AM

Xerxes52 wrote: »

EOP wrote: »

Empire_TW wrote: »

A better question would be why aren't they voiced by Temeura Morrison.

Or why Boba and the clones don't sound the same.

Indeed. Why did Sev, Scorch, and Fixer all sound different from Boss? You can't explain that!

Republic Commando would have literally been a whole game where someone is talking to himself.

Crabman · May 18, 2018 10:52AM

Midichlorian wrote: »

Well they are clones of the Not-Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett. He was recruited by a man named Tyranus (alias for Seperatist leader and former Jedi Master Count Dooku) on of the moons of Bokta. Apart from his pay which was considerable, he had one request, a single unaltered clone of himself (who answers any question with "Yep").

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RyanK388 · May 18, 2018 11:33AM

Some clones talk slightly different
Some grew facial hair
Some had head hair
Some were shaved and/or bald

They were all equal

But some are better
Like the ARCS they are the same but with superior training

Then you have Clone Commandos

SVEJ · May 18, 2018 11:50AM

Kerle wrote: »

lol. they are all like the same guy, so lazyy EA couldnt make more than one face for them

no wonder the game is dying!

all the character models are the same but wear a different uniform

BucksawBoushh · May 18, 2018 12:55PM

And here we are again. A thread like this is thriving while others of actual substance sink to the depths.

Crabman · May 18, 2018 1:15PM

BucksawBoushh wrote: »

And here we are again. A thread like this is thriving while others of actual substance sink to the depths.

Think of it as stress relief and it seems we get plenty of serious threads anyway with plenty of attention.

Some threads disappear because it's 10th time we've seen it or it have no substance to the op

It is GD.

BucksawBoushh · May 18, 2018 1:17PM

Crabman wrote: »

BucksawBoushh wrote: »

And here we are again. A thread like this is thriving while others of actual substance sink to the depths.

Think of it as stress relief and it seems we get plenty of serious threads anyway with plenty of attention.

Some threads disappear because it's 10th time we've seen it or it have no substance to the op

It is GD.

That’s a fair point. Although it gets frustrating when you put thought and time into a thread and it just sinks. Not talking an “Officer is OP” or a “Can We Haz Clone Warz” thread.

But again, fair point. Carry on.

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